| td> | | | | good advice for anybody dealing with animal dirt. |
| I once heard one of Frank Muir’s stories | | | | To clean up the mess, you will need the following: |
| on that old BBC radio programme My Word! For | | | | rubber gloves (as described above); lots of paper |
| his story, Frank was attempting to explain | | | | towels, toilet paper or newspaper; a scrubbing |
| the origin of The more haste, the less | | | | brush; and diluted chlorine bleach or disinfectant in |
| speed and did so by turning this phrase into | | | | a bowl or other wide-topped container |
| The more Hayes’d, the less peed | | | | (don’t use the chlorine bleach on dark |
| after a story about How to Live with an | | | | coloured surfaces). |
| Incontinent Afghan Puppy. | | | | Your first step involves removing the |
| The only trouble is, he didn’t explain what | | | | unpleasantness. If the particular crime committed |
| to do if you are Mrs Hayes and have to | | | | by your new pet is liquid, then put the paper |
| clean up after a new pet that hasn’t quite | | | | towels, newspaper or toilet paper over the top of |
| learnt the rudiments of housetraining or where | | | | it and blot it up. A towel can also be used for this, |
| the kitty litter tray is. Frank Muir was certainly | | | | but be sure to soak it in disinfectant afterwards |
| correct in emphasising that cleaning up the mess | | | | and wash very thoroughly, preferably separately. |
| quickly is the best way to help the kitten or | | | | If the crime is solid, then pick it up with a paper |
| puppy learn that the carpet behind the sofa or | | | | towel (etc) and dispose of it. With a particularly |
| under the dresser isn’t the place to do it | | | | nasty mess to tidy up, you will have to make |
| (along with the usual methods your vet or pet | | | | several attempts at scraping traces of the mess |
| owners’ manual will teach you, which | | | | up. This is the nastiest part of the job, so work |
| involve lavish praise when things are done in the | | | | quickly. |
| proper place and judicious use of a water pistol | | | | After this, you have to make sure of two things. |
| when they’re not). | | | | Firstly, you have to make sure that no traces |
| Cleaning up after a kitten or puppy has made a | | | | remain that have a smell that makes your new |
| mess isn’t pleasant. There is no way that | | | | pet think that this is the correct place to go. |
| you can avoid smelling the repulsive stuff. | | | | Secondly, you have to make sure that all the |
| It’s one of those nasty jobs that you just | | | | bacteria are killed for hygiene reasons. To do this, |
| have to grit your teeth and do it (my children | | | | pour some of the dilute chlorine bleach or |
| once tried putting pegs over their noses to keep | | | | disinfectant onto the site where the mess was |
| out the stench. This does not work). But once | | | | made. Scrub thoroughly. You will have to rinse the |
| you’ve taken a deep breath and got ready | | | | brush in the bowl of bleach from time to time to |
| to tackle it, what do you do? | | | | get any particles of excreta off. |
| First of all, I should start with a word of warning. | | | | Once you have scrubbed very thoroughly, then |
| Cat faeces often carry toxoplasmosis bacteria, | | | | blot up the liquid from the carpet, again using a |
| which is a particular hazard for pregnant women | | | | paper towel (etc). Once again, you can use a |
| and their unborn babies. If you are pregnant, you | | | | towel for this, but don’t use the same |
| should not clean up cat faeces or even empty | | | | towel that you used for blotting up any liquid |
| the litter tray (pay someone else to do it or get | | | | mess. Dispose of this. |
| your husband/partner to do it — | | | | Sometimes, you may get repeat offences in the |
| you’ve got a perfect excuse). If there is | | | | same site. In this case, then you will need to |
| no way around it, then be sure to wear rubber | | | | repeat the scrub-and-blot routine a few times in |
| gloves kept exclusively for this sort of dirty job | | | | one house cleaning session. If the crime scene is |
| (rather than the ones you use for washing dishes) | | | | in an obscure place, then you can try shaking |
| and wash your hands very, very thoroughly | | | | pepper over the spot to put your pet off when it |
| afterwards. Come to think of it, that’s | | | | tries to sniff around the area again. |